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020			_a978-0-545-43947-3
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082			_aSe327h
100			_qSeegert, Scott
245			_aHow to grow up and rule the world _cVordak the incomprehensible:
264			_aNew York _bScholastic Inc. _c2010
300			_a191 p. _bill. _c19 cm.
490			_aVordak, the Incomprehensible
500			_aSlip on your acid-free gloves, make sure you have a duplicate copy of How to Grow Up and Rule the World (just in case something should happen to this one) and try to follow along as the incomparable, superior-in-all-ways Vordak the Incomprehensible teaches you a thing or two about villainy. Now you, too, can try (and fail) to attain Vordak's level of infamy. From selecting the most dastardly name, to choosing the ideal henchmen, to engaging in witty repartee with disgustingly chipper superheroes, experienced supervillain Vordak the Incomprehensible guides readers step-by-step toward the ultimate goal of world domination (from his parents' basement in Trenton, New Jersey). With chapter titles like "Bringing Out the Evil" and "Building a Top-Notch Evil Organization," numerous bold illustrations, and detailed quizzes to assess your level of dastardliness, this book provides everything necessary to rise above the masses, and then rub your ascent in their faces. In return for this wealth of knowledge, Vordak requests nothing more than an honored place in the evil regime of he who achieves control of the world. (And, of course, the opportunity to assume command, should things not work out.)
520			_aA top supervillain offers rules and advice to readers on how to develop an evil plan to rule the world.
650			_2Vordak the incomprehensible: How to grow up and rule the world _vHumorous stories.
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